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Lodge my form on Wednesday
Thursday rolls around
Fortnightly I'm the richest cunt in town
First things first a carton
Then a pack of smokes
Ring my mates to tell them to come around
Make it to the bank before four o'clock to pay the rent n shit
Late night shopping then home again, coz that's where the booze is
Mates rock up at nine o'clock, but all the beers are gone
Off to the pub to buy some more...
No worries.
I've got benefits
Never do the shopping
The kids are always cold
Everything is broken or been sold
Thirteen days of poverty
Strain on the economy
If I'm hungry someone could get rolled.
I make it halfway through the week, then Roberty gets paid
It's his turn to be king for a day.
He rocks up with a carton
The beers already cold.
We're taking tax payer's hard earned cash,
Living on the dole
I've got benefits.
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I Wanna Be a Rothschild
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I wanna be a Rothschild, filthy fucking rich
I wanna be a Rothschild, spoiled like a bitch
I wanna be a Rothschild, fuck I'd have a ball
I wanna be a Rothschild, the world could get fucked, coz I got it all!
Rothschild, Rothschild
I wanna be a Rothschild, with a hundred dollar steaks
I wanna be a Rothschild, show me to my banks
I wanna be a Rothschild, fuck, it would be cool
I wanna be a Rothschild, fuck the fucking lot of ya, I'm better than you all!
Rothschild, Rothschild
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The Breakfast Machine
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Junkies
02:11
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Junkies, Junkies, Junkies.
On the heroin
On amphetamine
Junkies, Junkies, Junkies
Rob the local inn
And the next of kin
Junkies, junkies, junkies
Hepatitis B
Hepatitis C
Junkies, Junkies, Junkies
Steal ya stereo
And ya DVDs
Walking back from scoring gear
Some guy came out of nowhere
He scared the shit outta me
He came up and said, "it's a shakedown, it's a takedown"
Then he took off
I bet it was drugs
This used to be a nice neighbourhood
Junkies, Junkies, Junkies
Need a quid
Have some kids
Junkies, Junkies, Junkies
Bash the kids
Little shits
Junkies, Junkies, Junkies
Facing jail
With no bail
Junkies, Junkies, Junkies
Bones are frail
Life's a fail
Anyway, when I got home, I caught him trying to break in
I confronted him.
I said, "What the fuck do you think you're doing!? This is MY house!"
He just looked at me like a stunned mullet
"Jog on!" I yelled. "You ain't stealing my shit, you junkie cunt!"
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Purple Johnson Blimp Situation Adelaide, Australia
PJBS began sometime in 2005 when Norwood Grimes and Peter Because sold their souls to Harlequin Z. Jones, just off the freeway at Murray Bridge. The rest, they say, is history.
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